Sesame Street: Fast and Slow

1 00:00:01,786 --> 00:00:03,650 ERNIE: [HUMMING] 2 00:00:03,650 --> 00:00:04,800 Oh, boy. 3 00:00:04,800 --> 00:00:06,290 Here's a whole plate of oatmeal cookies, and I've been 4 00:00:06,290 --> 00:00:09,420 waiting all day to eat these cookies. 5 00:00:09,420 --> 00:00:11,80 COOKIE MONSTER: Oh, hi, Ernie. 6 00:00:11,80 --> 00:00:13,80 ERNIE: Cookie Monster, no you don't. 7 00:00:13,80 --> 00:00:16,526 You're not going to get my cookies. 8 00:00:16,526 --> 00:00:17,996 'K? 9 00:00:17,996 --> 00:00:18,972 COOKIE MONSTER: OK. 10 00:00:18,972 --> 00:00:19,813 ERNIE: No, I know you. 11 00:00:19,813 --> 00:00:22,340 You're always trying to trick me out of my cookies. 12 00:00:22,340 --> 00:00:24,850 And you're not going to trick me out of these 13 00:00:24,850 --> 00:00:25,170 cookies this time. 14 00:00:25,170 --> 00:00:27,886 I promise you that. 15 00:00:27,886 --> 00:00:27,270 COOKIE MONSTER: OK. 16 00:00:27,270 --> 00:00:28,360 ERNIE: So no tricks. 17 00:00:28,360 --> 00:00:29,250 No tricks. 18 00:00:29,250 --> 00:00:31,592 OK? 19 00:00:31,592 --> 00:00:33,800 COOKIE MONSTER: OK. 20 00:00:33,800 --> 00:00:34,650 ERNIE: He's going to try tricks. 21 00:00:34,650 --> 00:00:34,410 I know him. 22 00:00:34,410 --> 00:00:36,760 I just know he's going to do it. 23 00:00:36,760 --> 00:00:37,300 But you're not going to get these cookies, because I've 24 00:00:37,300 --> 00:00:40,990 been waiting all day to eat these cookies. 25 00:00:40,990 --> 00:00:40,453 COOKIE MONSTER: OK. 26 00:00:40,453 --> 00:00:41,380 ERNIE: OK? 27 00:00:41,380 --> 00:00:42,340 COOKIE MONSTER: OK. 28 00:00:42,340 --> 00:00:43,690 ERNIE: OK. 29 00:00:43,690 --> 00:00:45,180 COOKIE MONSTER: OK. 30 00:00:45,180 --> 00:00:46,945 Oh, Ernie? 31 00:00:46,945 --> 00:00:46,340 ERNIE: Hm? 32 00:00:46,340 --> 00:00:49,440 COOKIE MONSTER: Oh, could me just ask one question? 33 00:00:49,440 --> 00:00:50,90 ERNIE: One question? 34 00:00:50,90 --> 00:00:50,460 COOKIE MONSTER: Yeah. 35 00:00:50,460 --> 00:00:51,50 ERNIE: OK. 36 00:00:51,50 --> 00:00:52,550 COOKIE MONSTER: OK. 37 00:00:52,550 --> 00:00:56,590 Uh, are you going to eat those cookies slow, or are you going 38 00:00:56,590 --> 00:00:58,730 to eat those cookies fast? 39 00:00:58,730 --> 00:00:59,370 ERNIE: Well, what difference does it make, Cookie Monster, 40 00:00:59,370 --> 00:01:01,900 as long as they get down to my tummy? 41 00:01:01,900 --> 00:01:04,640 COOKIE MONSTER: What difference do it-- huh. 42 00:01:04,640 --> 00:01:06,540 He asked what difference do it make. 43 00:01:06,540 --> 00:01:08,950 ERNIE: What difference does it make. 44 00:01:08,950 --> 00:01:09,316 COOKIE MONSTER: It make lot of difference. 45 00:01:09,316 --> 00:01:12,110 Because one way is right way. 46 00:01:12,110 --> 00:01:14,710 The other way is wrong way. 47 00:01:14,710 --> 00:01:15,570 ERNIE: Oh, is that right? 48 00:01:15,570 --> 00:01:15,880 COOKIE MONSTER: Yeah. 49 00:01:15,880 --> 00:01:15,220 OK. 50 00:01:15,220 --> 00:01:16,720 Tell you what. 51 00:01:16,720 --> 00:01:17,40 Me show you, OK? 52 00:01:17,40 --> 00:01:20,190 Me give you benefit of me experience of cookie eating. 53 00:01:20,190 --> 00:01:20,460 ERNIE: Yeah, but-- 54 00:01:20,460 --> 00:01:22,940 COOKIE MONSTER: First you take one cookie-- this 55 00:01:22,940 --> 00:01:23,180 is slow way, OK? 56 00:01:23,180 --> 00:01:24,980 Slow way. 57 00:01:24,980 --> 00:01:27,820 Take one cookie, put in hand, lift the pinky 58 00:01:27,820 --> 00:01:28,600 finger up like that. 59 00:01:28,600 --> 00:01:28,480 OK? 60 00:01:28,480 --> 00:01:29,840 ERNIE: Lift the pinky? 61 00:01:29,840 --> 00:01:29,400 COOKIE MONSTER: Like that. 62 00:01:29,400 --> 00:01:30,40 OK, good. 63 00:01:30,40 --> 00:01:33,595 Now put cookie mouth slowly. 64 00:01:33,595 --> 00:01:33,940 [CRUNCH] 65 00:01:33,940 --> 00:01:34,286 Om, nom. 66 00:01:34,286 --> 00:01:36,910 ERNIE: Oh, but-- but-- but that's my cookie. 67 00:01:36,910 --> 00:01:37,720 COOKIE MONSTER: Slowly eat cookie. 68 00:01:37,720 --> 00:01:38,430 Savor cookie. 69 00:01:38,430 --> 00:01:40,940 Let crumbs crumble in mouth. 70 00:01:40,940 --> 00:01:41,371 Nom, nom. 71 00:01:41,371 --> 00:01:44,560 Nom, nom, nom nom. 72 00:01:44,560 --> 00:01:48,820 Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom. 73 00:01:48,820 --> 00:01:49,170 ERNIE: OK. 74 00:01:49,170 --> 00:01:50,810 COOKIE MONSTER: How about that? 75 00:01:50,810 --> 00:01:50,170 ERNIE: That was very-- 76 00:01:50,170 --> 00:01:52,660 COOKIE MONSTER: Now that is slow way. 77 00:01:52,660 --> 00:01:52,970 ERNIE: OK. 78 00:01:52,970 --> 00:01:53,420 I understand all of that 79 00:01:53,420 --> 00:01:55,82 completely now, Cookie Monster. 80 00:01:55,82 --> 00:01:56,954 But now-- 81 00:01:56,954 --> 00:01:56,390 COOKIE MONSTER: OK. 82 00:01:56,390 --> 00:01:56,500 Good. 83 00:01:56,500 --> 00:01:58,180 You got--you understand slow way, right? 84 00:01:58,180 --> 00:01:59,680 ERNIE: Yes, I did. 85 00:01:59,680 --> 00:01:59,60 COOKIE MONSTER: Good. 86 00:01:59,60 --> 00:02:00,45 Good, good. 87 00:02:00,45 --> 00:02:01,350 ERNIE: Now I'm going to eat my cookies. 88 00:02:01,350 --> 00:02:02,805 COOKIE MONSTER: Good. 89 00:02:02,805 --> 00:02:05,650 Oh, now, now me show you fast way, OK? 90 00:02:05,650 --> 00:02:06,840 ERNIE: Yeah, but-- 91 00:02:06,840 --> 00:02:07,420 COOKIE MONSTER: Here is fast way, all right? 92 00:02:07,420 --> 00:02:09,520 Take cookie in hand. 93 00:02:09,520 --> 00:02:10,320 No need pinky up for this. 94 00:02:10,320 --> 00:02:11,60 Put pinky down. 95 00:02:11,60 --> 00:02:12,35 Down, pinky. 96 00:02:12,35 --> 00:02:12,430 Good. 97 00:02:12,430 --> 00:02:14,980 OK, here fast way. 98 00:02:14,980 --> 00:02:15,760 ERNIE: Well-- 99 00:02:15,760 --> 00:02:17,860 COOKIE MONSTER: Om, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom. 100 00:02:17,860 --> 00:02:19,930 Nom, nom, nom, nom. 101 00:02:19,930 --> 00:02:20,630 ERNIE: Oh, OK. 102 00:02:20,630 --> 00:02:20,320 Fine, yes. 103 00:02:20,320 --> 00:02:23,920 Now you've shown me the slow and the fast way, and now I 104 00:02:23,920 --> 00:02:24,70 can eat my cookies, right? 105 00:02:24,70 --> 00:02:25,290 COOKIE MONSTER: Just to make sure, OK? 106 00:02:25,290 --> 00:02:27,40 This is slow way again. 107 00:02:27,40 --> 00:02:29,760 Take cookie, up pinky. 108 00:02:29,760 --> 00:02:30,362 Pinky up, OK, here we go. 109 00:02:30,362 --> 00:02:32,730 Om, nom, nom. 110 00:02:32,730 --> 00:02:33,550 Savor. 111 00:02:33,550 --> 00:02:34,800 Nom, nom, nom. 112 00:02:34,800 --> 00:02:35,105 ERNIE: Yeah. 113 00:02:35,105 --> 00:02:37,560 COOKIE MONSTER: Let crumbs crumble in. 114 00:02:37,560 --> 00:02:38,805 Nom, nom. 115 00:02:38,805 --> 00:02:39,990 Delicious. 116 00:02:39,990 --> 00:02:41,790 That's slow way. 117 00:02:41,790 --> 00:02:42,800 You understand that? 118 00:02:42,800 --> 00:02:44,570 Now, here's fast way again. 119 00:02:44,570 --> 00:02:45,510 Up pinky! 120 00:02:45,510 --> 00:02:47,310 Om, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, 121 00:02:47,310 --> 00:02:48,766 ERNIE: Cookie-- 122 00:02:48,766 --> 00:02:50,170 COOKIE MONSTER: Om, nom, nom, nom, nom. 123 00:02:50,170 --> 00:02:52,530 Om, nom, nom. 124 00:02:52,530 --> 00:02:54,110 nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom. 125 00:02:54,110 --> 00:02:55,40 ERNIE: Cookie Mon-- 126 00:02:55,40 --> 00:02:56,970 COOKIE MONSTER: Ahhh. 127 00:02:56,970 --> 00:02:58,840 ERNIE: Yeah but-- 128 00:02:58,840 --> 00:02:59,670 yeah but-- 129 00:02:59,670 --> 00:03:02,660 COOKIE MONSTER: Anytime you want help in cookie eating, 130 00:03:02,660 --> 00:03:03,230 call Cookie. 131 00:03:03,230 --> 00:03:05,560 Bye-bye. 132 00:03:05,560 --> 00:03:06,760 ERNIE: (SADLY) But-- 133 00:03:06,760 --> 00:03:07,10 oh.